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pokeliterature:

For Whom the Weepinbell Tolls

new tumblr :)

pokeliterature:

For Whom the Weepinbell Tolls

new tumblr :)

thedailywhat:

Movie Poster of the Day: The final theatrical poster for The Last Airbender — M. Night Shyamalan’s highly-anticipated live-action adaptation of the much-loved animated television series.
The film, which stars Noah Ringer, Nicola Peltz, Jackson Rathbone, Dev Patel, Shaun Toub, and Aasif Mandvi, is scheduled for release July 2.
[slashfilm.]

thedailywhat:

Movie Poster of the Day: The final theatrical poster for The Last Airbender — M. Night Shyamalan’s highly-anticipated live-action adaptation of the much-loved animated television series.

The film, which stars Noah Ringer, Nicola Peltz, Jackson Rathbone, Dev Patel, Shaun Toub, and Aasif Mandvi, is scheduled for release July 2.

[slashfilm.]

tehawesome:

Hey guys, I figured out steampunk.

tehawesome:

Hey guys, I figured out steampunk.

thedailywhat:

Bill Murray Moment of the Day: I have no idea what you’re talking about, so here’s Bill Murray reading poetry to construction workers at the new Poets House in Battery Park City.

[nerdcore.]

get back to work! jeez, construction workers will find any reason to stand around and do nothing.

“George” The dramatic Seinfeld TV movie.

floflotangerine:

dealbreaker:

Important News of the Day: The Entire Country of Greece is up for auction on Ebay
Note: Local pickup offered, no returns accepted.
Bid Now!

lolwut

someone should grab this before the trojans find out. they’ve been trying to get their hands on greece for years.

floflotangerine:

dealbreaker:

Important News of the Day: The Entire Country of Greece is up for auction on Ebay

Note: Local pickup offered, no returns accepted.

Bid Now!

lolwut

someone should grab this before the trojans find out. they’ve been trying to get their hands on greece for years.

thedailywhat:

Old Fashioned Post-It Battle of the Day: Redditor lukeco says: “I made this out of post-it notes on my dorm window, here is my neighbor’s rebuttal.”
A fireball retort is forthcoming.
[reddit.]

thedailywhat:

Old Fashioned Post-It Battle of the Day: Redditor lukeco says: “I made this out of post-it notes on my dorm window, here is my neighbor’s rebuttal.”

A fireball retort is forthcoming.

[reddit.]

(via lovegifs)
squeek

(via lovegifs)

squeek

thedailywhat:

Cover Girl of the Day, Too: Artist Andrew Zubko, of Batman vs. Shark fame, designed this peyote-fueled portrait of Betty White in a Slave Leia bikini wielding a flaming chainsaw while barebacking the late John Ritter as a female centaur based on the results of a Portland Mercury poll asking readers what they’d like to see on the cover.
You crazy for this one, Portland!
[popculturebrain.]

i am.

thedailywhat:

Cover Girl of the Day, Too: Artist Andrew Zubko, of Batman vs. Shark fame, designed this peyote-fueled portrait of Betty White in a Slave Leia bikini wielding a flaming chainsaw while barebacking the late John Ritter as a female centaur based on the results of a Portland Mercury poll asking readers what they’d like to see on the cover.

You crazy for this one, Portland!

[popculturebrain.]

i am.

(via tofuttibreak)

i don’t know why, i don’t particularly care for penis, but wow, and yes.

(via tofuttibreak)

i don’t know why, i don’t particularly care for penis, but wow, and yes.
thedailywhat:

Kelly Turnbull: “Hey Cap’n”
Adventure: That’s the life for me.
[deviantart.]

kuhnuckies

thedailywhat:

Kelly Turnbull:Hey Cap’n

Adventure: That’s the life for me.

[deviantart.]

kuhnuckies

thedailywhat:

Flickr Set of the Day: Edward Jenkins’s funny money Flickr set flawlessly combines two very important factors in any creative endeavor: Immaculate creases; and a sizable amount of downtime.
[geekologie.]

genius

thedailywhat:

Flickr Set of the Day: Edward Jenkins’s funny money Flickr set flawlessly combines two very important factors in any creative endeavor: Immaculate creases; and a sizable amount of downtime.

[geekologie.]

genius

parachuteshark:

GPOYW, My room is so damn hot but all I can do is practice, oh look my walls are green so Happy St. Patrick’s Day I guess edition

my walls are the same color!

parachuteshark:

GPOYW, My room is so damn hot but all I can do is practice, oh look my walls are green so Happy St. Patrick’s Day I guess edition

my walls are the same color!

thedailywhat:

Kickass Cake of the Day: Amy Kucharik admits to becoming “obsessed with the idea of making a cake in the shape of Appa, the flying bison from Avatar: The Last Airbender.” I must say, of all the things one can become obsessed with, this is by far the most rewarding.
Check out her step-by-step tutorial here.
[geekcrafts.]

thedailywhat:

Kickass Cake of the Day: Amy Kucharik admits to becoming “obsessed with the idea of making a cake in the shape of Appa, the flying bison from Avatar: The Last Airbender.” I must say, of all the things one can become obsessed with, this is by far the most rewarding.

Check out her step-by-step tutorial here.

[geekcrafts.]